Venom:why are you mating with your hand…is it because your a loser?
Eddie:….
Eddie:i mean yeah kinda
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Venom @ 4am: I honger
Eddie: *sobbing* Let me sleep
Venom: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes.
Eddie, on the verge of tears: Please let me sleep it’s been three days for fuck’s sake.
whoever decided to make venom skinny and have boobs when annie was his host is heterosexual and a coward
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Eddie: Am I terrible person V?
Venom trying make Eddie feel better:
You’re an amazing person, bitch!
Peter: So how have the 7 symbiote kids been treating you?
Eddie: I love every single one of them with every fiber of my being but I legitimately haven’t slept in three days.
Peter: Jesus Eddie! At least crawl into your bed for a nap! I know you can run on V’s energy but that’s seriously not good for you man. 😨
Eddie: Bold of you to assume it’s my bed anymore.
venom (2018) has joined deadpool 2 on my list of “comic book movies that were extremely gay but whose source material turned out to be even gayer”
Maybe Peter should have thought about this meeting a little more. Things went well though.
Steve both ruined, and saved the first meeting of Venom with the avengers. Mama raised no impolite boy.
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