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Gladio: “I’m back, guys.”

Prompto: “Hey! Woah, what’s up with the scar?”

Ignis: “Scar??”

Gladio: “Dammit, Prompto…”

Ignis: (rushes over with medical kit and nurse cap) “How did you receive this?! Does it require stitches?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!”

Gladio: (trying to push him back) “Calm down, Iggy! I already bested the one-armed man.”

Ignis: “Now is not the time for your jokes, Gladiolus.”

Gladio: “BUT IT REALLY WAS FROM MY FIGHT WITH THE ONE-ARMED MAN!!”

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(Somewhere in Taelpar Crag)

Gilgamesh: “Hm?”

Ardyn: (there for some reason, probably for nefarious plotting) “What is it?”

Gilgamesh: “I’m not sure. I just…I feel a disturbance.”

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(Back to the party)

Noctis: “Yeah, we’re gonna need two rooms. Ideally far, FAR away from each other.”

Receptionist: “Of course, sir. Any particular reason if you do not mind me asking?”

Iggy: “YOUR DIET ONLY CONSISTED OF CUP NOODLES?!??”

Gladio: “DON’T YELL AT ME WHILE YOU’RE STITCHING!!”

Receptionist: “….Say no more.”