concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time
This is a Chinese and Japanese Lantern plant. It blooms in the winter and dries up in the spring, revealing the bright red fruit that lives inside its arid petals.
Honestly if bowsette has taught me anything its that straight men can be openly horny for anything in mainstream video games and it will become a funny trend everyone hops on and won’t ruin the rep of that character, video game, or its fandom, but the second women and queer people do it, esp to an indie video game with queer characters in it everyone was looking for an excuse to hate on anyway, it all becomes #MegaCringe
People really are gods dumbest creation, how many times can i possibly say that idc about skeleton fucking or bowsette, the reason im mad is because in 5 years from now nobodies gonna be like “ugh, you play mario? The bowsergirl fucker games?” and have to feel like they should apologize for liking it
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