the-frog-king:

honeyespo:

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

dreams-in-metaphors:

Professional courtesy.

naomster:

requin-des-bois:

Wholesome

Well you gotta take shit into your own hands when Bethesda fucks up this badly

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

praise-beebo:

mehofkirkwall:

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell

but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

Why do I feel like I can feel my intestines

wh?

why?

changeling-fae:

Here’s Julian’s Pokémon (at some point I’ll link Asra and Isleen’s Pokémon post along with future ones together). For now they’re in my the arcana pokemon au.

Mr. Mime

Umbreon

Murkrow

Chansey

Tangela

Spritzee

Houndoom

Mimikyu

Lampent