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lucioscunt:

Julian: I’d die for you!

MC: Not to be ungrateful, but yesterday you said you’d die for a single leech, so I honestly don’t feel that special.

Julian: I’d… live for you?

the-lazaret:

vesuvianights:

Julian: Witchcraft has 2 main components. The witch part which involves being a witch, and the craft part, which is a brand of mac and cheese.

MC: no

asra, making mac and cheese in a cauldron for the Aesthetic: yes

earlploddington:

jadorexjaii:

thetattedstoner:

thetattedstoner:

Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time

For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao

I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times

that was the most intense thing i’ve ever seen

just-shower-thoughts:

If the world is 4.5 billion years old, let’s scale that to 45 years, humans have been on it for 4 hours and have destroyed 50% of the world’s trees in 1 minute. That’s crazy.

tramampoline:

lifesgrandparade:

lifesgrandparade:

worse-4-less:

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

Gritty is just a cryptid that the team captured and put a uniform on