Nadia: Why is Julian lying on the floor crying?
Asra: He’s drunk.
Nadia: …And?
Asra: And he saw a photo of MC’s husband.
Nadia: But he IS MC’s husband.
Asra: I know.
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Asra, trying to resurrect MC: Well. Time to move to plan 2.
Muriel: Plan B, you mean?
Asra: That would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.
The other kids in vesuvia: why is that muriel kid so big??? he’s so weird
Asra: ITS BECAUSE HE’S FULL OF LOVE YOU UNCULTURED BULLIES
the paid scenes this update
Nadia: Naked
Asra: Fucked
Julian: I am forcibly removed from Vesuvia
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This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life
MC: What time is it?
Julian: I dunno. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out
Julian blows the saxophone loudly
Lucio, shouting from across town: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM!?
Julian: It’s 2am.
Malak, doing a weird walk on the table:
Julian, drunk and crying: fucking superb you funky little death omen
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