cartoonish-levels-of-villainy:

arcana characters as weird things i have heard children say

Asra- “Magic is real. So are donkeys.” (VIA a 5 year old)

Julian- “I think common sense is stupid and I don’t want it anymore.” (VIA a 9 year old)

Nadia- “When I grow up, I want to be a dictator. But, like, a super nice one.” (VIA an 8 year old)

Portia- “Of course I didn’t punch you on purpose. If I did, it would’ve been harder.” (VIA a 10 year old)

Muriel- “This is my sadness corner. Please leave.” (VIA a 6 year old)

Lucio- “I would like to marry my reflection.” (VIA a 8 year old)

Valerius- “I think the best part of being an adult will be being able to drink lots [of] alcohol.” (VIA a child who looked around 8 but I don’t know for sure)

Vulgora- “I lost my temper and it never came back.” (VIA an 11 year old)

Valdemar- “Doctors aren’t allowed to kill people, but I’m going to.” (VIA a 10 year old)

Vlastomil- “I wish I was a mealworm.” (VIA a 6 year old)

Volta- “I’m so hungry I could eat a whole baby.” (VIA a 9 year old)