thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

ax-the-pokey-man:

deadgodjess:

pipcomix:

@thebibliosphere

all the controllers had to do was sing what’s new pussycat 193792 times and the yeerks would have jumped back in their shuttles and left within two weeks change my mind

John Berryman successfully annoyed Visser Four into a botched assassination of Henry V with RELENTLESS SHAKESPEARE, so this hypothesis is 100% supported by canon.