botanyshitposts:

me, an air plant living in my happy but very dry home in the deserts of central and south america, with my roots serving no function aside from keeping me aloft on the body of a cactus or perhaps a shrubby tree of some sort, when morning comes and the fog rolls in from the coast, providing me with the precious moisture i need to stay alive: *sucks water from the air through me arm hairs*