shayella-reyes:

ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Never listen to professional reviews. They’re often based around old-fashioned principles of film that nobody really cares about these days. Critics don’t know the current audience, and are still stuck in the late ‘90s/early 2000s. That doesn’t sound too long ago, but it’s literally a new generation of moviegoers and a millennial audience that is itching for change.

tl;dr most professional critics are baby boomers who don’t know what the majority likes anymore.

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