(For @promnisweek – my God this has gotten out of control)
“Well,
that was a ribbeting affair.”“Ugh.”
Puns. Nothing but puns.
I was the only one turned into a
Toad today by the Nagarani, and I’ll never hear the end of it. Ignis has been
teasing me constantly since we got out of that dungeon.Tiny little ribbit
noises at the table while we’re eating burgers in our famished
condition.Terrible turns of phrase ‘round
every corner.Iggy even bought a toy frog at a
tourist trap in Liede – made us actually stop
at Sania’s cousin’s Kingdom of Toads
– and put it in my spot in the Regalia! What the hell, dude?!And the worst part is, Gladio and
Noct are acting like all of it’s the
funniest thing they’ve ever seen or heard in their gods-damned lives.Part of me has to admire how far
he’ll go for a joke. It is a little strange, though. Usually, Iggy doesn’t
run with a joke for this long, even if he likes it. He’s…smoother, more
subtle. He’ll drop a few hints here and there, y’know – remind you that he
hasn’t forgotten the funny thing a few days later. Oh, he’ll never forget.‘Course, I know he loves making
Noctis laugh – getting a genuine gut laugh out of His Princeliness isn’t very
easy, after all. Why not go with what works?Oh, I know why: ‘cause it’s at my expense. Being a frog was weird,
dammit! Not like that Disney movie at all! I ate a bug for Shiva’s
sake!What’s even up with him lately?
He’s been weirdly attentive towards me this last while – not like he usually
ignores me, but typically he’s all caught up in Noct’s business, you know? Now
he’s always talking to me, or giving me advice, or just kind of generally paying attention to me.Maybe I’m not doing so hot, and
he’s watching closely for my next screw-up. That’s the most likely explanation.Or, maybe…
Nah.
Naaaah. Not Ignis. Nah…
Addendum:
Prompto: *SCREAMS*
Noctis, Gladio: O__O!
Ignis: *laughs his head off*
Promnis Week 5 ~ Status Ailment
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