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I found it, the thing missing from Venom, the movie. No poodle lodged in the eye 😥

broke:

woke:

[ eddie ooooohhhh-ing in the distance ]

This is why he was considered a loser back in his home planet.

~~I guess my life now is just coming home apeshit tired from clinics but not being able to go to bed without drawing crap memes first. G o o d n i g h t .~~

skinnymintz:

Such dialogue

danifandxm:

lissen the only thing scary in the Venom movie was when Eddie tore open a whole bag of frozen tater tots and aTE THEM RAW WITHOUT COOKING THEM

venomsprincess:

This movie is giving us the funniest fuckin headlines, while simultaneously exposing monsterfuckers 😭😂

bunpyre:

DO NOT TOUCH ME

dependsupon:

@ critics: i could not care LESS about the narrative arc of venom. it could’ve been written by a predictive text generator and i still would’ve had a BOPPIN time because ALL i ever wanted from an action movie is a musclebound alien nerd and a dumbass running around fucking up fake elon musk

jewish-psyop:

The Venom press tour, summarized

Interviewer: So what did you try to do differently from Spider-Man 3? What made your performance different?

Tom Hardy, clearing his throat for ten minutes before leaning in til his mouth touches the microphone: This Venom Fucks