Venom: Let’s bite their heads off and pile their bodies in a corner
Eddie: Why???
Venom: Aesthetic™
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Peter: Hi! I’m Peter! You’re symbiote is so cool! Not to say that your not cool Mr. Brock. Can I pet it?
Venom: Eddie
Eddie:
Venom: Can we…
Eddie:
Venom: Can we adopt it?
Eddie:
Bonus
Tony: He’s already taken.
Tom Hardy when he saw that lobster tank set piece
Peter: I’d say I’m pretty cool. After all I am Spiderman. Although some people call me loser at school, and I’m not really popular.
Venom to Eddie: He’s one of us.
Me on ao3 after watching Venom for the third time:
Eddie: what time is it?
Venom: I don’t know, pass me your phone
Venom: *plays music loudly*
Neighbour, distant: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING MUSIC AT 3 FUCKING AM
Venom: it’s 3am
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