Venom: I’m here to love and cherish Eddie and eat tater tots
Eddie:
Venom: and I’m all out of tater tots
Eddie:
Venom: bfr can we get some more tater tots up in here
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So uhhhh wanted to see if Venom was playing at any movie theaters close to me tomorrow and googled it, and I’m like
Hold up
Its own tab and everything man, whoda thunk
the symbiote: (wiggling its tentacle an inch away from eddie’s face) i’m not touching you!
eddie: you are literally inside of my body
Entering the Venom/Symbrock fandom
Expectation: Lots of alien tentacle porn
Reality: Domestic fluff, genuine affection, a man and his alien symbiote living happily ever after (and also lots of alien tentacle porn)
i like to think venom was injured greatly in the explosion, but was still able to keep some of himself in eddie. so, he was still there even though eddie thought he was dead, and like eddie, a week later, is thinking “man im so fucking hungry it’s like venom is still here”.
i am
“oh great, now im hallucin-”
SHUT UP AND FEED ME.
Headcanon: everytime Venom bites someone’s head off Eddie sings that one part in Bohemian Rhapsody that goes “mama, just killed a man”
eddie: what are you doing
venom, standing at the edge of his bed at 3 AM and t-posing: asserting my dominance
Eddie: this is Venom, he’s an alien slime who lives in me.
Peter Parker, a millennial who has read Animorphs: oh ok, so like a Yeerk?
Eddie: yeah he’s a jerk sometimes
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