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thisdorkyblogthing:

plassypus:

Thor has 99 problems and Loki is literally every single one of them.

The hundredth one is actually Loki too, but he’s in disguise and Thor hasn’t realized it yet.

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

grizzlyadventures:

positive-memes:

Truly amazing advice.

First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

just-shower-thoughts:

Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime.

bunjywunjy:

tinysaurus-rex:

sunreon:

pangur-and-grim:

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

what other animals have we bred to have a huge variation in sizes like dogs?

why must we play god

let’s not forget cats

Pigs.

Fully grown healthy small breeds clock in between 70-150 lbs. Extreme situation pigs (AKA minimicro teacup etc, which btw teacup puppies are also extreme situations and are not healthy) show up sometimes at less than 50lbs. There are lab breeds (pigs are used in human medical research because of their similarity in organs and tissue composition) that are rumored to be bred “safely” down to 50 lbs but lab pig breeds are pretty tightly kept confidential.

gigantic commercial breeds can weigh 700+lbs when allowed to reach full size. extreme individuals have been recorded over 1500lbs.

here’s a farm pig and a potbelly, but that farm pig is just a regular farm pig. not even one of the huge ones.

And cattle too.

Chianina (an italian draught breed now raised for meat). this is the tallest and heaviest pure breed of cattle.

But holstein-friesians are ridiculously tall. They don’t weigh as much, but they’re suuuuuuuuper tall.

vs a wide variety of mini breeds.

mini zebus

mini texas longhorns

there’s a ton of miniature breeds. A TON. Some are traditional/natural breeds, IE the entire breed is that small. Some are miniaturized versions of full sized breeds (like the longhorns above. There’s also mini holsteins, mini angus, mini herefords, you name it)

Oh my??? MINI LONGHORNS

basically any time humans domesticated an animal they went “now let’s make a small one and a big one”

hijerking:

hijerking:

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great

fanfuckery:

liberalsarecool:

millennial-review:

Never normalize Nazis.

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.