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Todoroki: Cows don’t actually overreact to the color red. How did the misunderstanding that “red = cows get angry” get spread?
Bakugou: Cows just get irritated when you flick things right in their faces. Wouldn’t you want to hit someone’s idiotic face if their shitty hair was repeatedly flying right at your eyes at high speed?
Todoroki: I see.
Kirishima: Wait a minute

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Uraraka: I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich and I can’t do that if my wife and I are making 75 cents for every dollar a man makes.

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Aizawa [about Eri]: My fantasy football teams have gradually gotten worse since I became a parent, but my knowledge of the Disney Junior lineup is getting scary.

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Eri: Can I watch the Grinch?

Mirio: It’s not Christmas.

Eri: He might steal Halloween.

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TSA: do you have anything to declare?

All Might: *grabs the agent by the hand* I declare a thumb war

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Hawks: Endeavor, who is a grown man with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

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All Might, about Midoriya: He might be okay.

[huge explosion]

All Might: Well, no, probably not now.

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Midoriya’s anxiety: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

The other side of my Midoriya’s brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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Midoriya: u gotta cry ugly because if u don’t there’s no passion