You are the sole employee of a strange business. You have never seen your employer before, but at the end of every week there is a paycheck waiting for you in an envelope in your mailbox.
As a bisexual dude I’m chronically conflicted over the conspicuous tendency in popular media for textually bisexual male characters to be depicted as literal demons, because on the one hand, as a trend that sort of thing has all kinds of gross subtext – but on the other hand, horns and fangs are, like, super hot.