vstheworld:

marshals-to-dictators:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

marshals-to-dictators:

holy-flamingo:

marshals-to-dictators:

What’s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

People who think that is a “church”

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

please be real please be real please be real

bumbleshark:

rcktpwr:

ladies

activate.

kurgy:

kurgy:

this post is now a confessional reblog and confess your sins before tumblr explodes

here ill go first i never liked thebootydiaries 

I have more kinks hidden in my tumblr than I even knew I had

recentgooglesearches:

how to determine the gender of my nipples

elfrooted:

elfrooted:

….so RIP tumblr i guess????

heard a bunch of people were backing pillowfort on kickstarter to move there eventually. what do you muffins think?

i just created a twitter account and i have honestly no clue how to navigate through that site BUT. https://twitter.com/elfrooted if you’d like to add me ♥ (will most likely get a pillowfort account once it’s back up).

theglowpt2:

all of us talking about how we could never go to tw*tt*r

My tumblr won’t be deleted until this hellsite forces it to be gone.