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bakusquad headcanons

– bakugo can’t fucking snap and everyone makes fun of him for it

– they’re all regulars at taco bell

– they all quote vines except for bakugo who gets incredibly confused and angry due to the fact that a) he doesn’t understand why they’re funny and b) “tHEY’RE SIX SECOND LONG FUCKING VIDEOS I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE ICONIC OR NOT PIKACHU”

– kaminari and kirishima give everyone slightly nicer nicknames to counter bakugo’s profanity riddled nicknames

– theres kirishima eijibro, mina ashibro, sebro hanta, kaminari dudeki, and bakubro katsubro

– bakugo’s nicknames are a little less nice

– they include shitty hair, hair for brains, and red headed fuck for kirishima, pikachu, sparky, dunce face and no brains for kaminari, pinky for mina, and captain office supplies for sero

– sero once taped kaminari to the classroom ceiling and aizawa didn’t notice until iida pointed it out

– “oh thats why it was so quiet. let’s leave him there i wanted to take a nap today i can’t deal with more vine references”

– mina is a stoner (yes it is an acid joke)

– bakugo originally claimed his special Loner Table™ at the beginning of the year but one by one the rest of the squad slowly invaded it

– they once had a contest of who could get bakugo the most angry

– kaminari won by mentioning that he thought midoriya and todoroki were probably the strongest in the class

– he would have died but sero taped bakugo to the ceiling

– this is just a thing sero does ok he tapes people to ceilings

– mina is the one who originally named them the bakusquad because all they do is follow bakugo around and annoy him and drag him to taco bell

– kaminari is very upset about this

– “it should be the kamisquad i’m the glue that holds this group together.”

– kirishima is the glue that holds the group together

– once kirishima tried to lift everyone at once out of pure spite when sero bet him ten dollars that he couldn’t do it

– theres an unspoken rule of “no one gets to make fun of bakugo except for us”

– kirishima is a weeb

– “i’m sorry but attack on titan is a revolutionary work of art and anyone who says otherwise can die at the hands of bakugo”

– he likes attack on titan because eren reminds him of bakugo and bakugo is greatly offended by this

– “he’s angry and destroys things he’s just like you” “SHUT THE FUCK UP HAIR FOR BRAINS DON’T COMPARE ME TO YOUR SHITTY CARTOONS” “ANIME IS NOT JUST CARTOONS B A K U G O”

– kaminari is also a weeb but on a less intense level

– kirishima had the most obvious fucking crush on bakugo but since splodey boi is a dense motherfucker he never figured it out

– when they started dating no one could tell except for the fact that bakugo was a little less mean to kirishima

– “hey bakugo why aren’t you calling eijibro shitty hair anymore” “cause he’s my fucking boyfriend sparky” “WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN” “two minutes ago”

– they have stupid arguments over which vine is the most iconic

– you know that one group of girls in middle school that were always together and would never spend any time apart

– thats the bakusquad

– they all love each other and want to become stronger together

– except bakugo

– he doesn’t want to hear about jared or the fact that he can’t read ever again