Midoriya: All Might-san! I need your help!
All Might: I am here, my boy! What is it?
Midoriya: I like Todoroki…
All Might: *raises eyebrows*
Midoriya: Like, really like him…but I don’t know if he feels the same way about me. And I want to find out.
All Might: Well… *frantically flips through Relationships and Flirtation for Dummies* …try hitting on him and see how he responds.
Later, in the cafeteria
Midoriya: Um… Todoroki-kun…?
Todoroki: *slurping soba* Huh?
Midoriya: *inches closer to Todoroki* TEXAS SMASHHHHHHH!!!!!
Todoroki: *throws up all his soba*
All Might: *hiding behind the door* That’s my boy *sheds a tear*