bnhatrashdumpster:

Bakugou: *screaming* …you Half and Half bastard!
Todoroki: Why would you think that I’m a bastard? I thought the fact that I’m his son should be blatantly obvious by now
Bakugou: Heh?
Todoroki: I guess I’ll have to tell you the whole story then… *sighs* My old man forced my mom into a (terrible but completely legitimate) Quirk marriage to produce a masterpiece that can defeat All Might- me
Todoroki: He brutally trained me, neglected my siblings, and ultimately drove my mom to pouring boiling water on my left side because it reminded her of him
Todoroki: I mean, I’d rather be an illegitimate child than his son, but that’s not the point.
Bakugou:
Todoroki: *looks at his hand in thought* You know who is a bastard though? Midoriya. He’s definitely All Might’s secret love child or something