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Master Attendent: Dang it, that’s the fifth roomba to go missing this week! B-52, have you any ideas on where they are disappearing to?

B-52, sweating profusely: N-no! I have no clue.

MA: Alright. Well, I guess I should go out and get another replacement then. This kitchen won’t vacuum itself!

[LATER]

B-52, lovingly stroking yet another roomba: I’m gonna name you Hank. It’s okay little buddy, you’re free now. No more slave work for you.

Brownie: … I’m not even going to ask.

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