fuckyeahfoodfantasy:

Yuxiang: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Tangyuan: What if it bites me and it dies?

Yuxiang: Then you’re poisonous.

Jiuniang: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yuxiang: That‘s voodoo.

Tom Yum: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Yuxiang: That’s correlation, not causation.

Gyoza: What if we bite each other and no one dies?

Spicy Gluten: That’s kinky.