deadlyfatalphantomchaser:

Escargot: sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

Foie Gras: …

Escargot: It’s like being dead without the commitment.

Escargot: an open relationship with death

Escargot: death with benefits

Escargot: an every night stand

Foie Gras: stop