haiku-robot:

crypti-d-iscourse:

Coming out as asexual

Me: mom, dad, I have to tell you something

Them: okay what is it

Me: I’m asexual

Them, crying: get the hell out of here. This is a Fuck Only Household

them crying: get the hell

out of here this is a fuck

only household

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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